my grandma asked me what i want for my birthday so i said all i want for my birthday is a big booty ho and she said that im making jesus sad
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
I Need Entertainment
ANONYMOUS TIME!!!! (or ask in character!)
- HYE have you ever?
- FMK fuck marry kill
- KHC kiss hug cuddle
- NML a night, a month or for life?
- AMA ask me anything
- HON hot or not?
- WWY well would you?
- WYR would you rather?
- TOD truth or dare?
- SMW ship me with?
- TOT this or that?
- WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others — specify)or anything else hilariously entertaining you can think of!